Gin and Phonics : My Journey Through Middle-Class Motherhood (via the Occasional Pub)

�_~I was asked the other day what I thought the hardest part of parenting was. I�_Td have to say that it�_Ts definitely the kids.�_T TikTok sensation Clara Batten has dedicated the last few years to seeking the answer to one of life�_Ts most crucial questions: Is it possible to raise and nurture two small humans without losing your bloody mind? The good news is, now she�_Ts found (some of) the answers and is sharing her secrets with the rest of us! In this riotous book, Clara reveals: when it�_Ts acceptable to buy your kids lunch from a kebab shop. why a jar of pickled herrings from Waitrose is the ultimate guilty pleasure, nay necessity, for a sleep-deprived parent. how to finally pursue your acting ambitions in your forties (despite a toddler sh*tting on the stairs during a self-tape audition). Most importantly, Clara shows us that no matter how much we adore our little treasures, life isn�_Tt just about their A, B and bloody Cs.